March 2010
56 posts
Good king, bad king, viking.
With a hat and an axe.
And mushrooms.
brbgoingtopigfarts asked: hatten?
I am Jack's broken heart: kids →
prom.
I’m gonna bring a friend in my class as my date. I’m gonna wear a shirt, a vest and a jacket. and a tight black skirt. well, that is if she can find a dress.
you see - no matter where in the world you are, clothes are always super important. especially if you are a girl attending a prom.
then oh boy, are you in trouble if you’re not gonna wear a spankfabulous dress.
SUIT UP.
Any...
Ummm..
yowhatsthehaps:
Someone just tweeted this to me:
i totally hav an angle 2 get U a job as a comedy writer. But U hav 2 follow me 2 find out.
Well that’s just tricky. I suspect he may also be a Nigerian prince.
Well it was nice of him to politely capitalize the U!
You know what?
My pal Amanda has gotten her web comic up My Zombie Life on Tumblr!
I think you should check it out. It’s fun, and, as a bonus, the vampires don’t sparkle.
A Beautiful Mind is a beautiful movie about a...
youkaryote:
I showered like hours ago and I still have water in my ear. wth
WTH. Water in The Hearing indeed, Amanda.
(That girl, youkaryote, is a good friend of mine. Say hi, Internet!)
Oh, and she’s DELIGHTFUL. Honestly. A hat thief, yes, but delightful nonetheless.
Saint Patrick’s Day my bum.
No, wait. That’s what entoxicated people do — I don’t drink.
Happy Saint Patty’s Day!
My name isn't Ana or Ann or Anne or Anna or Annie...
girlperson:
ana-ees. Anaïs. I have literally turned and walked away from people who have insisted on shortening or otherwise changing my name. Got it? Awesome.
Pro tip for french speakers, and possibly other languages: Use the following equation: Ana+(maïs-ma)=Anaïs.
And yes, I know that a french speaker most likely would pronounce this correctly at the first try, but heck, I’m had fun...
You know that colorful waiting screen on...
It’s during the Melody Festival you realize how sad and pathetic the Swedes *really* are.
… Sweden, someone *had* to say it.
French Art Supply Store Guy - Part Deux
angelablack:
Young girl: Do you know where the paints are?
French Art Supply Store Guy: Yes. [Stays seated.]
Young girl: Do you know where they are?
French Art Supply Store Guy: Yes. [Stays seated.]
Young girl: CAN YOU SHOW THEM TO ME?
French Art Supply Store Guy: Yes. [Gets up.]
It *is*, after all, called third time’s the charm.
Although I guess in this case it’s third time...
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I did the video thing too. Go me. And go Bailey, because of the birthday thing! Congratulations.
(This thing was created like two hours ago, but the world hates me and took said time to export and upload.)
Also, turns out said lady doesn’t follow me.
"My name is Angela. I have a problem."
- Angela Black
So… What? A bad case of the wonderful, or perhaps an itching awesomeness? No. Wait. It’s the adorbs, isn’t it?
atsween:
jasonpermenter:
Happy Birthday, Bailey!
Turns out it’s Bailey’s (@baileygenine) birthday today. Sam (@samhey) and I thought it might be nice if we gathered up a bunch of people to make her a group video card, with this little fill-in-the-blank script as the only direction: “Hi Bailey! I think that you are [adjective]. For your birthday, I got you a(n) [adverb adjective noun]. Have...