January 2010
213 posts
I don't know about you...
But I don’t know about myself either, so never mind and forget that I ever wrote this.
damselesque:
Happy Birthday, Rommie!
Love, Beth...
2 tags
BRB, deciphering:
aimee-b-loved:
heisoneyearyoungerthanmeweduelatdawnaimee
He is one year younger than me weduelatdawn aimee.
weduelatdawn
we due latdawn
What?
That…
What?
IT HURTS!
In spoken language, du e lat sounds like the Swedish du är lat, which means you are lazy.
Happy birthday, Tony.
Oh, and I don’t sing....
Millenium.
I am now writing my ten to the third power-th post.
10E3.
Ⅿ.
仟.
千.
1111110100.
And so forth
It has been 219 days, counting today. That equals approximately four and a half post per day.
I apologize for not giving you any picture of me in a party hat, but I appear to be all out of those…
So now my iPhone is an iPad Mini.
I am so very delighted you all had spoonfulls of...
But I cannot help feeling jellous, or however that word is spelled. Because I would have given quite a lot to be there with you.
But I fear such a thing won’t happen.
All your pictures have been highly enjoyable, though.
So four followers walk into a bar.
And I know twenty-five percent of them.
This is madness, rather than Sparta.
After a Starbucks customer orders his drink in...
Guy waiting for drink to his friend: [In horrible Japanese accent] "I WUD WAN WUN CARFEE!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
His friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: How many languages do you speak?
Him: Haha what?
Me: How many languages do you speak?
Him: English. Why?
Me: [to the friend] ...and you?
The friend: English.
Me: I just asked you both for a number, and you both answered: "English". So apparently you speak zero languages, while the guy you're laughing at speaks at least two.
(And then I walked out.)
(I might be in a bad mood today.)
(Via Luckyshirt, http: //luckyshirt.tumblr.com/)
Where can I get this on a t-shirt? Or even better, a Luckyshirt?
"meeting @poeks for tacos"
sokeri:
I should probably shower and stuff.
I really like her. so I’ll try not to punch her.
It’s the thought that counts.
Whether that means that you can think about punching her while not punching her, or punching her while thinking you won’t - that’s up to you!
Goodbyes are hard.
(via guillee)
Tell me about it.
… No, seriously. Tell me about it, if it would feel better by talking about it.
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Discovery.
As the crazy person I am, I first saw that word in a way that it was probably not seen by the author. It was disc over y for me. Mathematics. Disc devided by y. An equation. x=disc/y.
Then it was a language parallel. Because disk with k means dishes as in dirty dishes in Swedish. That led to it being a combined math and language pun. The reciprocal of the equation using the Swedish parallel...
π
steelopus:
Pie is good, but call me on March 14th and then we’ll talk.
Oh yes!
Oh-nine | A recap
The past year has been turbulent for me. A lot of things have happened. Good and bad.
One of the things I am the most proud of is that it is the first, complete year of myself being a hobby-photographer. One complete year. January to December.
Crazy.
I have taken over four thousand of pictures in these twelve months. Four thousand.
I went through all of them tonight. Looking at each and every...
angelablack:
...
You have a nice... I don't know. Pinky?
That’s a good thing, right? I mean… With a nice pinky, you’d ace the pinky swears. And everyone likes pinky swears.
… I’m not very good at this thing, but you cannot deny my effort!
You're more attractive than you think.
rsmallbone:
You’re a sexy motherfucker.
Well, yes. You seem positive, and I’m a little down, i.e negatively charged, and opposites attract - that’s the electromagnetic force, one of the fundamental forces of Universe!
Venezuelan government media: “The United States... →
guillee:
According to their “report”, it’s “more than likely” that the United States had “full knowledge” about the possible damage a test of their “Tesla Sonic Plasma and Electromagnetic Pulse” weapon, intended to be used to destroy Iran and its islamic government, would cause on Haiti. This “weapon” also caused the Sichuan earthquake in China, in 2008, and can also be used to create weather...
Dear Crazy Colors,
Although you’re likely to never read this, since you’ve left us here, I must say I’ll miss you. I’ll miss your lovely, handwritten notes. I’ll miss your funny pictures.
I’ll miss you. And I hope to one day see you return, despite the unfortunate turns things took over there.
Secret Tumblr Message:
It’s a good thing you have the rear cap on, you hat-wearing you.
Overheard two glamour models talking at autosport...
mr-7:
What exactly is it that makes you 20% that??
Skipped math classes?
I feel like poo.
And that’s what your mother said. Or something. Whatever. I’m sad and I don’t care right now.
I don’t think I’ll write much about the state of sadness, though. Two reasons:
One, I don’t think I’ll feel better by consulting the facts - I don’t even know the facts.
And two, I’d much rather stay silent and enjoy all of the upcoming joys of...