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angelablack:

Tony’s Friday needs more robots. I’m only too happy to oblige.
BEEP. BOOP. SET TO DESTROY.

WHAT’S HIS-HER NAME WHAT IS IT?! I LOVE HIM-HER. CAN I GET HIS-HER NUMBER?!

angelablack:

Tony’s Friday needs more robots. I’m only too happy to oblige.

BEEP. BOOP. SET TO DESTROY.

WHAT’S HIS-HER NAME WHAT IS IT?! I LOVE HIM-HER. CAN I GET HIS-HER NUMBER?!

French Art Supply Store Guy - Part Deux

angelablack:

Young girl: Do you know where the paints are?

French Art Supply Store Guy: Yes. [Stays seated.]

Young girl: Do you know where they are?

French Art Supply Store Guy: Yes. [Stays seated.]

Young girl: CAN YOU SHOW THEM TO ME?

French Art Supply Store Guy: Yes. [Gets up.]

It *is*, after all, called third time’s the charm.

Although I guess in this case it’s third time gets it up.

Which I think can be applied to something something sexual transaction. I’ll have to ask Richard about that.

Two and a half, or there about.

Two and a half, or there about.

meagan47:

I am a nerd.

Ladies and gentlemen - this, right here, is commitment. Meagan *amputated* her right arm for this picture.
Also, HOLY COOKIE MONSTER WHERE IS YOUR FRUMPING ARM OH MY GUMMY BEAR!

meagan47:

I am a nerd.

Ladies and gentlemen - this, right here, is commitment. Meagan *amputated* her right arm for this picture.

Also, HOLY COOKIE MONSTER WHERE IS YOUR FRUMPING ARM OH MY GUMMY BEAR!

swayingdawn:

GPOYW: Cubicles make my hair look like this.

I don’t mind cubicles *at all* as long as they bring me peekaboo pictures of lovely and nice people I happen to enjoy socializing with over the Internet!
Related: HIIII!!!

swayingdawn:

GPOYW: Cubicles make my hair look like this.

I don’t mind cubicles *at all* as long as they bring me peekaboo pictures of lovely and nice people I happen to enjoy socializing with over the Internet!

Related: HIIII!!!

I did the video thing too. Go me. And go Bailey, because of the birthday thing! Congratulations.

(This thing was created like two hours ago, but the world hates me and took said time to export and upload.)

Also, turns out said lady doesn’t follow me.

"My name is Angela. I have a problem."

- Angela Black

So… What? A bad case of the wonderful, or perhaps an itching awesomeness? No. Wait. It’s the adorbs, isn’t it?

atsween:

jasonpermenter:

Happy Birthday, Bailey!

Turns out it’s Bailey’s (@baileygenine) birthday today. Sam (@samhey) and I thought it might be nice if we gathered up a bunch of people to make her a group video card, with this little fill-in-the-blank script as the only direction:

“Hi Bailey! I think that you are [adjective]. For your birthday, I got you a(n) [adverb adjective noun]. Have a(n) [adjective] day - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”

Happy birthday, Bailey. Your wonderfully strange friends love you.

Happy Birthday, Bailey!

I’m a little bummed I wasn’t invited, but WHATEVER! IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAPPY DAY OF BEING PUT INTO THIS “WORLD”, AS THEY CALL IT!

angelablack:

Hallo Shaving Balloon Ding Dong.
I painted this today and it’s making me smile. I kind of lurve it even though I need to learn how to steady my hand when doing the black outline. Maybe I need some kind of a paint pen for that part. It be hard, yo. So is speaking proper English.
I bought four more 10x10x2 canvases today so I can paint out a few more of my favourite doodles. I’ll even take better pictures of them so you can see if they are something you might like for your own home. : )
Stay tuned.

I love it, and I would love such a balloon on my wall. Really. I couldn’t afford the infinity of money this awesome would be worth, though!
Either way, many people use Uni POSCA pens - these are paint pens that works on most surfaces and do not bleed on paper.

angelablack:

Hallo Shaving Balloon Ding Dong.

I painted this today and it’s making me smile. I kind of lurve it even though I need to learn how to steady my hand when doing the black outline. Maybe I need some kind of a paint pen for that part. It be hard, yo. So is speaking proper English.

I bought four more 10x10x2 canvases today so I can paint out a few more of my favourite doodles. I’ll even take better pictures of them so you can see if they are something you might like for your own home. : )

Stay tuned.

I love it, and I would love such a balloon on my wall. Really. I couldn’t afford the infinity of money this awesome would be worth, though!

Either way, many people use Uni POSCA pens - these are paint pens that works on most surfaces and do not bleed on paper.

As the Swedish saying goes:
Alla sätt är bra utom de dåliga.
Which, for our English friends, means:
Every way [to get something done] is good except the bad ones.

As the Swedish saying goes:

Alla sätt är bra utom de dåliga.

Which, for our English friends, means:

Every way [to get something done] is good except the bad ones.
You’re such a good friend! In return I’ll teach you CSS or something. Deal?

You’re such a good friend! In return I’ll teach you CSS or something. Deal?

Precisely. That’s why I keep you around; to make me nice commercials!

Precisely. That’s why I keep you around; to make me nice commercials!

You remember how I told you that Telenor is a marketing genius? Well, the good folks there did it again. This time themed with Daft Punk’s Technologic. Does it get any better?

What is this pill, and why is there a walrus in my room?

(via delgrosso)

Walruses are pill thieves. I thought that was common knowledge? Just like hyenas are bad at using the vacuum cleaner and ponies won’t call you even if they promised they would.