It’s Saturday night and I’m in my PJs trying to recreate the opening crawl from Star Wars using only HTML and CSS.
(via guillee)
Now I’m merely a beginner, but would it not be better looking and simpler using JavaScript, or more precisely jQuery?Chokladkakan
I am a nerd.
This is one of five hidden messages.
Copyright by Me. jakob@streipel.se
The clock is about to hit three. In the AM.
Why am I still up, you ask? Well, because I’ve been doing stuff instead of homework.
The stuff was rather fun, though - See, I am building a little website which shall contain a portfolio, my Tumblr, my Twitter-thing, some fancy information about me and an even more so fancy Home-page.
So what I did tonight was building the core and getting the seamless, cool stuff to work.
So far, it is running really smooth and I like how it is built up, and I do think it will satisfy me even when filled with information, since I am trying to build a versatile base - and that is essentially all needed, since I am making it using ASP which I am in the process of learning - that means the site will be dynamic in the end.
Please note that the contact page will be a form for writing a message with subjects and other fancy information once I am done with the framework.
Good night, imaginary friends of the Internet. You mean a lot to me.
I dislike bacon very much.
Me too. The smell makes me gag.
I agree.
So they’re showing this ‘expedition Robinson’ on TV, where they send of a couple of people to some supposedly unknown island, but the fact that there are cameras everywhere. The people complain and doesn’t like the food, even though they’re in the Caribbeans in this case. They should be happy, being pirates.
Either way, the TV show leader just decided to move them to another island, because a tropical storm is nigh - and I think that is quite… Disrespectful towards Robinson Crusoe, who apparently inspired to make this show. Hardly did he get a nice, warm yacht-ride to a neighboring island when there was raining.
… And now one of the guys on the island complains that this new island is worthless, because it isn’t the same kind of paradise as the last one was and he does not want to participate in building the new shelter because he has stomach aches.
So I’m not saying I would do good without Internet and eating coconuts all day, but they enlisted to do this as brutes on a tropical pirate island, not to get special spa treatments and having butlers giving them free drinks.
I just came home from some festive thing that turned out to be not that festive, but that’s beside the point. The point is that while going through my dashboard, I couldn’t resist being a little suspicious about my kacillion new followers. I was thinking you were all planning to get all close to be before you kill me and steal my Pacman-game.
Then I saw Mr. Delgrosso’s post, and it was all clear.
Thank you, @chokladkakan!
You don’t need to thank me. I said what I said because it is my truth and that I will always speak, regardless of response. But thank you. What does *muah* mean, by the way?*muah*
LOL! It is the sound of a kiss. Like MAH WAH!
Okay, sounds rather lame when I explain it.
Oh, I see. I was imagining a kiss sounding more like… I don’t know, something moist and immensely scary.
Thank you, @chokladkakan!
You don’t need to thank me. I said what I said because it is my truth and that I will always speak, regardless of response. But thank you. What does *muah* mean, by the way?*muah*
If you know me in person, you will know why I think this is hysterical. Also, I am the red head.
So…I model sometimes. For fun.
Last year, I somehow won a local Model of the Year thing. This year, I am up for Hottie of the Year.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!*
Seeing as I am the only one in full dress, I stand no chance of winning.
It is pretty fucking flattering, though.
I went to the link. Then I jumped up a little and was about to close the web page. Because there were women with almost no clothes there. I do not like no clothes very much. But you had clothing! And you looked as kind as ever with your suspenders. I like suspenders.
I do not know about the hottie-thing though, because I do not really know what hot means, other than when it is used to describe heat.
I do by the way think that photograph of you deserved better setting of light.
*Strangely enough I can, Brandi.
I wonder when the browser developers will realize that there is something to be done about all short, redirection-links used nowadays.
I mean, anything could be hiding under a bit.ly-link. Anything. What should be done is in some way identify that the link has a redirecting goal, and therefore down on the bottom where most browsers shows link-information, the actual link, following the bit.ly or whatever-link, should be shown.
In other words, if a link says http://bit.ly/29bna8 and will redirect you to http://crumble.streipel.se, the browser should identify the link as the latter if you view the properties of it.
Now, enough of my tiring words.
However, since I’m such a people pleaser and that I felt like building something in Legos, I did not stop at röd!
As I hope you can see, I added the letter B. The letter B is the same in English as in Swedish but for the pronunciation, so I will not hold you up here as you flash through your dashboard - but what I wanted to talk about is the word bröd. Bröd means bread, which could be very useful if you’re ever hungry in Sweden - and since I’ve already taught you words such as mud cake, apple pie and strawberry, you could make a complete dinner!
Bröd does not mean anything fancy from right to left, though - but don’t let me fool you, the fun does not end here! For if you write the breads in Swedish, you’ll get bröden. Now, the slag form of that is bröna, or brön if you wish to have breads instead of the breads.
Now I know that doesn’t sound very fancy at all, but I happen to know that you people like to joke about female anatomy, and brön is actually slang for breasts in Swedish.
Since I knew you had missed it, and this weekend is some kind of happy-time in Americiania, I decided that it was time for the next episode of my Swedish school for Tumblr people!
However, since it is such a festive weekend, it will also get a twist. Which is the word written in Legos.
The word is, as the picture assumes, provided that you can see it, röd. Röd is the Swedish word for the color red.
Not only that, but if you flip it around, creating dör, you’ve just spelt dying!
… So yes, turning the world around is the second twist. Perhaps I should have chosen a word that’s actually cheerful in the wrong way for Thanksgiving. Oh well.
(via biorhythmist)
How about un front?
I know I’ve heard this joke before, but can’t find the source. Google found something on videojug.com from 2007, sort of. Ugh.
So… It’s supposed to be funny?
